Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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