Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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