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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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