Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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