- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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