A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

George Bush.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

Tim tebow is the anti christ

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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