How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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if you read this you are gay

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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