How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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