porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Anti Joke

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