a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Fat people.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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