how long has dibey got left like :)

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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???????????? WTF?

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Where is my tractor?

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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whats forever alone me

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