Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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