whats forever alone me

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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