How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Arron Glass

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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hi, im sober.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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