What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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am i invited to party? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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