lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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