What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Sarah Palin

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???????????? WTF?

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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