What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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im gay because im gay

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Anti Joke

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