What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Are you a tree? No.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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