Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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