Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Men's Rights

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Justin Bieber

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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George Bush.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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