- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

America

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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