Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

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