- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Why did the moron jump through the window?

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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