Society.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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