The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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