What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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