"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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