Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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