Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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