What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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