I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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