Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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^that joke's not funny

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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