What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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It’s dead.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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