Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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It’s dead.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Paige

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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