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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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^that joke's not funny

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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obamas trench

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Apple.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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