What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What does 1+1 equal? 2

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

69

thumb_up thumb_down -23

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

thumb_up thumb_down -185

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

thumb_up thumb_down +172

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call a cow? A cow

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops