Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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