What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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