How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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obamas trench

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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wat?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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