A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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knock knock whos there not me

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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