A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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