Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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