ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Poop

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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