Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Poop

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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