Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Jews.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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