What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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