What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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who drinks pee? katness

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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