What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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