What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Once upon a time, your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

who drinks pee? katness

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's older than history? Pre-history.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Get me a sandwich, bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops