Women's rights.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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