Yo momma is SO black.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Poop

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Jews.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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