why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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