who drinks pee? katness

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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The 80's

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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