What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

Flop dog

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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