did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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