How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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