Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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