Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Flop dog

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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69

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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