If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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69

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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The 80's

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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