Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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God

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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