What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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ObamaCare

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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