What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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The 80's

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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JFK

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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British Dentistry

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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