What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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British Dentistry

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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