whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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