A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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God

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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ObamaCare

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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