Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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God

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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