Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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