What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

126

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

thumb_up thumb_down -66

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

thumb_up thumb_down -198

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's red and on fire? My crotch

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

thumb_up thumb_down -47

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

thumb_up thumb_down -117

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

thumb_up thumb_down -157

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

thumb_up thumb_down +48

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops