What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Mitch

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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