How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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