- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

why did the internet crash? it didn't

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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