a man died

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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yeah..

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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JFK

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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