A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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