Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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yeah..

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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