- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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