How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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a man died

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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why did the man die? because he died.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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hi

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9/11

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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