Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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