There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Anti Joke

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