what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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