how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Women's rights.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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