Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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