Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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a man died

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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