what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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lol

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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yeah..

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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