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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

Im ashamed of being from Canada

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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