Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Hello penis

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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9/11

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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why did the man die? because he died.

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agp

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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