What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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