Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Hello penis

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Racial Equality.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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