whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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