Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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