Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Poop

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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It’s dead.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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