What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

thumb_up thumb_down +144

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

thumb_up thumb_down +34

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

thumb_up thumb_down

Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Where does a homeless person live? No where

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -114

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops