why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Anti Joke

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