- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

It’s dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

A woman's opinion

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

What's the square root of four? Two.

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