Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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