Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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