What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Racial Equality.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Fags are gay.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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