a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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banana

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A man walks into a pole.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Test

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It’s dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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