What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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