How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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