Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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obamas trench

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Test

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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