Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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^that joke's not funny

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A man walks into a pole.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Fags are gay.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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