Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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