Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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