Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A man walks into a pole.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Fags are gay.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A woman's opinion

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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