How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Get in the car.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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