"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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