You copy and paster!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Paige

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

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