- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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