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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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