ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Racial Equality.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Barack Obama.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Hi

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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lol

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