Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Jews.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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yeah..

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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