Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Jews.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Anti Joke

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