How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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The 80's

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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