Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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The 80's

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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