what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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British Dentistry

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yeah..

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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