Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Flop dog

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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The 80's

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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