- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Mitch

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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