Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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matt shut up

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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