A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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