Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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