What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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LIE

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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pizzano is a tool.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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