- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

Anything Dane Cook says

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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