what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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