How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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KSI

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Starter clothing

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Anti Joke

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