A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Passing by

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Hello penis

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A Weight loss service that works

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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