Anti jokes SUCK!

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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