What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Passing by

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Starter clothing

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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