what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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7>6

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Anti Joke

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