How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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