Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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